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In which a college professor is attacked by a wild dog.

When I talked to Kim today, she said she was a little worried about a paper she had just turned in.

Me:
What's the worst thing that could happen? You'll get a C?

Kim:
No.

Me:
The best thing that could happen is you'll get an A and your professor will make a big fuss over it! Which of these things usually happens?

Kim:
No, I'm worried that something happened to the paper after I gave it to him, and it got lost.

Me:
Okay, the worst case is that he was attacked by a wild dog who ate your paper, and it's okay, you have it saved in your computer. You can take it to him in the hospital where he'll be laying in bed with a saline drip, covered in bandages.

Kim:
He might be asleep.

Me:
Then you'll put it on the bedside table and quietly leave.

Kim:
Get well soon, here's my paper.

Me:
Exactly!


Obviously, Kim worries too much.


11:29 p.m. - 2009-02-23
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