monkeymom's Diaryland Diary

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2007-12-29 - In which I have sore muscles.
2007-12-28 - Tired of snow.
2007-12-23 - The two most common elements are stupidity and hydrogen.
2007-12-22 - The weather? Frightful.
2007-12-20 - In which I did not get enough sleep, and neither did Carolyn.
2007-12-18 - The chronicles of boring.
2007-12-16 - Newsflash! The weather outside is still frightful.
2007-12-12 - Oh the weather outside is frightful...
2007-12-10 - The prodigal luggage has returned!
2007-12-08 - Which will get here first? Our luggage or the new baby?
2007-12-06 - Hoarding is a form of OCD.
2007-12-04 - In which we were cold in LA.
2007-11-29 - California or bust.
2007-11-28 - In which I am IMing
2007-11-27 - I used Apple and Cinnamon hand lotion at the salon and my hands smell great!
2007-11-26 - And it's only 23 degrees outside!
2007-11-25 - In which I am typing in my sleep.
2007-11-21 - In which I drove to a small town on rainy, unlighted roads.
2007-11-19 - Also, my house is dirty and I have no one to clean it.
2007-11-14 - In which dogs are disappointed when they can't chase rockets.
2007-11-14 - In which I need a Garman.
2007-11-12 - In which I am knitting with string on toothpicks. Again.
2007-11-06 - Code Green!
2007-11-05 - In which it gets dark too early to walk now.
2007-11-03 - Rocketdog.
2007-11-02 - Knitting report and bonus recipe.
2007-10-31 - Another holiday down.
2007-10-31 - This is really just a copy of a note I wrote to my sister Sarah.
2007-10-29 - I bought Halloween candy today and of course I opened one bag. Mmmm, Twix.
2007-10-23 - I can knit fair isle and make steeks, too! I can!
2007-10-22 - In which I am a saint and do good works!
2007-10-20 - It was a windy, sunny, beautiful Fall day.
2007-10-20 - In which I am drinking water.
2007-10-17 - Or maybe she doesn't like her pasta al dente.
2007-10-15 - In which Buffy pulls off the perfect crime.
2007-10-15 - I'm not even going to think about sewing up the Telemark sweater!
2007-10-13 - In which we learn that dogs need a night light.
2007-10-04 - Sneaking around after dark.
2007-10-01 - In which Karin is the devil and tempts me mightily.
2007-09-29 - In which I watch crappy movies and sleep.
2007-09-25 - A little story to do with dental hygiene.
2007-09-23 - In which technology serves my ends.
2007-09-21 - I'm sick, but I have apple crisp!
2007-09-18 - In which we ate and went shopping in the barrio.
2007-09-16 - I knit and knit, but I never finish.
2007-09-13 - In which my life stinks, and so does my basement.
2007-09-12 - Crazy monkey with a knife.
2007-09-11 - WWCD
2007-09-09 - In which I have a headache.
2007-09-08 - In which I need a postage scale.
2007-09-03 - Wait, I'm looking at pictures of Uranus!
2007-09-03 - Planet Crazy, redux.
2007-08-28 - It's hot, like bear.
2007-08-28 - Cook something!
2007-08-25 - WWCD?
2007-08-22 - Rachel kept petting the rabbits with her hot, sweaty hands.
2007-08-21 - Yawn.
2007-08-18 - It was sunny when I woke up.
2007-08-13 - In which angels want to wear my red shoes, but they pinched my toes.
2007-08-07 - Four days until the wedding. Well, three, because today is over.
2007-08-06 - Please pass the breathmints?
2007-08-03 - In which I had good tacos, and did some other stuff, too.
2007-08-02 - In which I am all about the cheese curds.
2007-07-29 - Be careful, there's an HP spoiler at the end!
2007-07-27 - In which I have a pair of earrings, if Rachel doesn't lose them.
2007-07-26 - In which I knitted all night, like that's news.
2007-07-25 - Carolyn is a music ninja!
2007-07-23 - Think I'll write a screenplay...think I'll get it done yesterday
2007-07-19 - Just rent the truck, dammit!
2007-07-17 - I wish I had some pizza.
2007-07-17 - Looks like a good place for a drive-by!
2007-07-14 - And then I dyed.
2007-07-14 - I might be too tired to knit at all.
2007-07-11 - Go Fish was a black and white Indy film by and about lesbians.
2007-07-10 - In which I am tired, like bear.
2007-07-08 - 7-21-07. Who Will Die?
2007-07-05 - It's a jungle out there.
2007-07-04 - I'm at work and short on patience, but there are plenty of patients. Har!
2007-07-02 - And that's the news.
2007-06-30 - In which I dream of waffles.
2007-06-27 - In which it is humid but I cooked.
2007-06-26 - The good, the bad, and the ice cream.
2007-06-25 - In which Rachel works like a dog and the dog's daddy comes home.
2007-06-25 - And it goes on and on.
2007-06-23 - And then there was one.
2007-06-22 - And then there were two.
2007-06-21 - There's got to be a better way to make a living.
2007-06-20 - It'll be a cold day in Hell.
2007-06-19 - Packing
2007-06-18 - Asspop, marshmallows, crayfish.
2007-06-15 - In which Kim is going camping and I just hope she comes back alive.
2007-06-13 - In which I got too much sun.
2007-06-13 - Guest Entry - Rachel
2007-06-12 - When it's humid out, dogs smell worse than usual.
2007-06-10 - And we watched State and Main, my favorite movie.
2007-06-08 - How many flavors do Doritos come in?
2007-06-06 - In which we are the hosts of (another) co-ed sleepover.
2007-06-05 - In which we have ice cream and cake. But I didn't eat cake because I don't like frosting.
2007-06-05 - We aren't sure where the box of blank wedding announcements are!
2007-06-04 - In which I was happy, so I bought yarn!
2007-06-01 - In which I get yarn, Rachel gets better, and the dog gets to lay on the couch. Everybody's happy.
2007-05-29 - In which I will sleep when I'm dead.
2007-05-28 - In which nobody took off their shirt.
2007-05-27 - In which Rachel just needs to put down the crack pipe.
2007-05-25 - In which not much is going on.
2007-05-22 - In which we go to a concert, talk to a handsome young man, shop, and babysit. Whew!
2007-05-21 - Oooh, sparkly!
2007-05-17 - Kim quiz.
2007-05-16 - Kim's big night!
2007-05-15 - In which I cannot think about tomorrow - it's only a day away!
2007-05-14 - In which we make a (cunning) plan.
2007-05-12 - We're having hamburgers later.
2007-05-11 - In which the cats escape, but they come back.
2007-05-09 - In which our dog is a pig.
2007-05-08 - More finished socks!
2007-05-07 - Remember the Little Shawl of Horrors?
2007-05-05 - In which we went downtown to watch the prom kids.
2007-05-04 - With fingernails that shine like justice...
2007-05-03 - Why I hate my pets today.
2007-05-02 - In which we see naughty lingerie.
2007-05-01 - I'm giving out lollipops and ass-kickings and I just ran out of lollipops!
2007-04-30 - In which I have a boring weekend.
2007-04-27 - There's got to be another world, yeah.
2007-04-26 - Just knitting stuff.
2007-04-25 - In which my purse gets wet and I want to knit more socks.
2007-04-24 - It's a miracle!
2007-04-23 - In which I am not interesting at all.
2007-04-22 - In which I buy yarn that I may never knit.
2007-04-21 - Sheesh!
2007-04-19 - In which the poor baby is suffering.
2007-04-19 - They need to get married before someone gets hurt!
2007-04-17 - More prom drama.
2007-04-16 - In which I could be a bad mother, but hey! I'm not!
2007-04-15 - In which we walk. With dogs.
2007-04-13 - More on the morons.
2007-04-12 - Just because you're the smartest person in a room full of morons, it doesn't mean you're Einstein.
2007-04-11 - So boring, but at least I got to observe the kids interacting.
2007-04-09 - In which Kim is going to lose some teeth, and there is cursing on television.
2007-04-09 - Cursed.
2007-04-07 - But I sewed the buttons on the pink baby sweater!
2007-04-06 - I made a hat and watched a movie.
2007-04-03 - You're welcome!
2007-04-03 - ...and I'm back at work.
2007-03-30 - The song I let them listen to was Work it Out. Hee.
2007-03-29 - Kim pulled a bag of crack eggs out of her purse and my day was instantly better!
2007-03-29 - There were cookies after the YW program, so that made it better.
2007-03-27 - I like cake, I just don't like frosting.
2007-03-27 - I was going to bitch about something else, but decided to go for upbeat instead.
2007-03-27 - This couch is getting so familiar...
2007-03-26 - Home movies.
2007-03-25 - In which baby tigers are cute like bear.
2007-03-23 - In which I love my husband, except when I hate him.
2007-03-21 - So are the days of our lives...
2007-03-20 - Look sexy - smile with your eyes!
2007-03-20 - Lights! Camera! Did anyone get a camera?
2007-03-19 - In which we take Kim to a bar.
2007-03-17 - In which Kim tosses her curls.
2007-03-15 - And I bought a Best of the Gin Blossoms CD!
2007-03-15 - In which I work in a hostile environment.
2007-03-13 - Gotta save the world...ooh, jello!
2007-03-13 - Better living through pharmaceuticals.
2007-03-11 - Fruitsbasket, heh. It's a manga joke.
2007-03-10 - In which Kim is spotted like a big cat.
2007-03-08 - In which Kim becomes a percussionist
2007-03-07 - Rich and Kim ignore me and the dog is plotting my death.
2007-03-03 - In which I shovel snow! and knit!.
2007-03-01 - Catsy likes Modest Mouse and NIN
2007-02-28 - In which I am boring like bear.
2007-02-26 - In which Catsy steals my boyfriend!
2007-02-26 - In which I don't like to sew, I only like to knit!
2007-02-24 - Too much snow, not enough sleep
2007-02-21 - In which I am grumpy like bear.
2007-02-20 - Just a short one.
2007-02-16 - In which I do not get my hair colored.
2007-02-13 - Yarn is always on my mind.
2007-02-11 - In which I slept all day, like bear.
2007-02-09 - In Which I am Scared of a Sweater
2007-02-07 - One little Kitten, she lost her mitten.
2007-02-06 - In which I feel a little better every day.
2007-02-03 - Knitting and reading, that's all.
2007-01-26 - In which Kim is tired like bear.
2007-01-23 - We could have been standing on the great wall of China
2007-01-20 - In which my dog gets a bath.
2007-01-19 - I still have a headache but I'm getting better!
2007-01-17 - In which I was praying for death, or morphine.
2007-01-11 - Did I mention the headache?
2007-01-09 - If anything exciting happens, I'll let you know.
2007-01-08 - In which we are primitive, like homesteaders.
2007-01-04 - In which technology is not my friend.
2007-01-02 - Another year.