monkeymom's Diaryland Diary

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2005-12-25 - Quiet Christmas.
2005-12-24 - Short but (almost) warm.
2005-12-21 - \"Hey kids, who's not real??\" \"Santa!\"
2005-12-15 - In which it is cold. And snows.
2005-12-14 - Aww, isn't the puppy precious?
2005-12-13 - If you don't like to rip, you don't like to knit.
2005-12-07 - And that's the news for now.
2005-12-04 - I wish I was sleeping right now.
2005-12-04 - In which I am not an animal doctor, I just play one on TV.
2005-12-02 - Why I'm going shopping.
2005-12-01 - In which I am wasting time playing Animal Crossing
2005-11-28 - Boring. I don't know why you even read this.
2005-11-28 - Oh, and Scott went to see Serenity and loved it.
2005-11-23 - In which I had an uneventful day and then came to work.
2005-11-23 - My turkey is still frozen solid!
2005-11-22 - All aboard for Planet Crazy.
2005-11-21 - Buffy is still Captain Underpants, in case you were wondering.
2005-11-19 - It's not a competition!
2005-11-17 - I see London, I see France...
2005-11-16 - Oh, let me tell you 'bout it.
2005-11-14 - In which the dog is in estrus, and I have PMS
2005-11-13 - Somebody told me.
2005-11-12 - In which I am tired of trying to teach idiots how to parent.
2005-11-09 - In which I get a blast from the past.
2005-11-07 - In which we take a road trip.
2005-11-04 - In which there was a party in my formerly clean living room.
2005-11-02 - In which I am tired.
2005-11-01 - It's a beautiful Fall day!
2005-10-29 - In which I cleaned stuff.
2005-10-28 - Just hang my bones on the Christmas tree. Did I already use that for a title?
2005-10-26 - In which I can barely keep my eyes open.
2005-10-25 - And I bought jam, too.
2005-10-24 - Not much to say.
2005-10-23 - Sunday
2005-10-19 - I can build a castle from a single grain of sand...
2005-10-18 - So with my MBA in hand, I chose instead to stay home and raise a family...
2005-10-15 - In which the fun never stops.
2005-10-13 - In which I don't get enough sleep. What else is new?
2005-10-10 - In which we ate in a hot place - like getting pizza in Hell.
2005-10-07 - I don't understand Dora the Explorer.
2005-10-05 - The ballad of Scooch and Cougar.
2005-10-04 - Serenity - so ironic.
2005-10-03 - Dogs like apple cores.
2005-09-24 - The name of the book is The Michael Innes Treasury.
2005-09-21 - In which I am wasting time like crazy.
2005-09-20 - In which I go to the movies.
2005-09-19 - In which I deny that I am an old dear.
2005-09-18 - Oh, and Kim got her driver's license.
2005-09-16 - But she doesn't know about Firefly.
2005-09-15 - Ruthann brought me a chili dog.
2005-09-12 - Mostly knitting content.
2005-09-09 - Buy your asspops today!
2005-09-07 - Pssst, wanna buy a mattress?
2005-09-01 - There's a hundred thousand Frenchmen in New Orleans
2005-08-29 - Since I found Serenity
2005-08-23 - I'm the birthday girl!
2005-08-21 - Short and rather dull.
2005-08-20 - Boxed.
2005-08-18 - In which Rachel gets heat exhaustion.
2005-08-17 - In which some people need to wear a t-shirt!
2005-08-13 - It's just about knitting.
2005-08-13 - In which cats like fish.
2005-08-10 - In which I slave over a hot stove.
2005-08-09 - In which Jane Eyre has a sad childhood.
2005-08-07 - In which I am so happy with my new toilet!
2005-08-03 - In which we do not see our neighbor's new cat.
2005-08-01 - extra
2005-07-31 - In which I realize I will have to find some more bear jokes.
2005-07-31 - In which all God's children got a place in the choir. But some of them are just mouthers.
2005-07-28 - I think that was the plot of an episode of Twilight Zone.
2005-07-24 - Just the usual; euchre, drugs, sweating.
2005-07-23 - In which I bought new phones and I do not play The Sims. Ever.
2005-07-20 - In which I would like to be a nicer person, but there are too many idiots in the world
2005-07-20 - Still no upstairs toilet.
2005-07-18 - Did it rain at the funeral in Family Plot?
2005-07-13 - Kim is writing a novel, too, but it's about characters in a video game.
2005-07-10 - In which Kim is money and she doesn't even know it!
2005-07-07 - Did I mention the bathroom breaks situation at my job yet today?
2005-07-04 - In which we are living primitively, like cavemen.
2005-06-30 - \"We don't get many bears in this bar.\"
2005-06-28 - So the bear picked up the rabbit and used it to wipe his butt.
2005-06-28 - Grizzly bear poop smells like pepper and contains jingle bells.
2005-06-27 - No further communication from Planet Crazy.
2005-06-25 - In which I observe physical exertion, but do not participate.
2005-06-23 - In which I stick to my knitting.
2005-06-21 - In which I am sucked into the orbit of Planet Crazy.
2005-06-19 - In which I made egg noodles. They were amazing.
2005-06-18 - Shop till you drop pray for death.
2005-06-16 - In which I am not a party girl.
2005-06-10 - In which I had a long, long day.
2005-06-08 - And he wouldn't spit on my ass if it was on fire.
2005-06-07 - In which I am knitting a big wool shawl while sitting in front of the air-conditioner.
2005-06-04 - Do you remember the little Japanese House Mouse?
2005-06-02 - I want to make a little lacy sweater.
2005-05-30 - In which life sucks, and lace makes it worse.
2005-05-26 - When Rich is home, I don't have to do the dishes!
2005-05-24 - In which I am as cool as an 8th grader.
2005-05-23 - Did I mention that Yoda looks like my grandma?
2005-05-20 - Horses in the fields were getting hailed on, too.
2005-05-18 - In which Scott's date for the Senior Prom makes a guest appearance on the oboe.
2005-05-17 - In which I say dingflanger again.
2005-05-13 - In which I admit that I can't take it with me.
2005-05-10 - Walked and walked and walked...
2005-05-08 - \"...and suffered through hours of agonizing labor to give you life...\"
2005-05-07 - Promenade...at least no one was pregnant this year.
2005-05-07 - And I walked two miles before I came to work.
2005-05-06 - And Kim just did her homework and didn't even help us!
2005-05-04 - In which I have food issues.
2005-05-04 - in which Rachel is going to learn to golf, dammit.
2005-05-03 - Kim's mom is a bitch.
2005-05-02 - He's cute like a pekingese.
2005-04-29 - And then there were none.
2005-04-28 - Are your ears burning?
2005-04-27 - In which words fail me.
2005-04-26 - In which a falling golf ball is hilarious to those who are not yet two.
2005-04-23 - In which I have a busy day.
2005-04-21 - You spin me right round baby.
2005-04-19 - Some golf and some knitting.
2005-04-18 - Nobody round here knows what happened to you.
2005-04-15 - Yazoo
2005-04-12 - The more of her crap we move out of the house, the more room there is for my stuff.
2005-04-12 - She's gone and she's wearing your red sweater
2005-04-09 - Thank goodness that's over.
2005-04-09 - For everything else, there's Mastercard (TM)
2005-04-07 - In which I am praying for rain.
2005-04-05 - In which I am wearing a shirt with a spot of soup spilled on it.
2005-04-04 - In which I type and retype.
2005-04-03 - There and Back again.
2005-03-28 - One is the loneliest monkey.
2005-03-26 - Little Shawl of Horrors, redux.
2005-03-25 - In which I go for a ride.
2005-03-22 - In which I piss away more money on books and swearing.
2005-03-21 - It's lonely at the top.
2005-03-16 - In which I end a relationship.
2005-03-16 - Random notes.
2005-03-13 - I only nag because I care.
2005-03-13 - Won't somebody help me please?
2005-03-10 - Shortcut.
2005-03-07 - In which I am knitting like a Neanderthal.
2005-03-03 - Cooking, knitting, and birth control. An ordinary day.
2005-03-02 - Now we're cookin'.
2005-03-01 - In which I don't have any fun knitting projects.
2005-02-28 - Keep off the grass!
2005-02-23 - Buffy the Glampyre, obedience school graduate.
2005-02-22 - Why my socks have grey toes.
2005-02-22 - Maybe I should start over on the Wedding Shawl...
2005-02-21 - In which I am no fun and don't go to Chicago.
2005-02-19 - Working my fingers to the bone.
2005-02-16 - Yes, Grandma, it will probably be fine enough to pass through a wedding ring.
2005-02-15 - Har har.
2005-02-13 - It was expensive, too.
2005-02-11 - Oh, and I watched a crappy movie on TV
2005-02-09 - It's all about the baby.
2005-02-06 - Dogs smell when they are wet.
2005-02-01 - Rambling.
2005-01-31 - In which I may have to illuminate the lab reports like the Book of Kells.
2005-01-31 - Only Diana can truly feel my pain.
2005-01-29 - I can see clearly now.
2005-01-26 - There's no reason to get out of bed at all.
2005-01-24 - The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.
2005-01-24 - Roll over!
2005-01-20 - Running out of Tide
2005-01-18 - I'm not getting enough sleep. Again.
2005-01-17 - Something's cooking.
2005-01-14 - Playing in the skeins.
2005-01-13 - Why my life is not so good today.
2005-01-11 - But tonight I had a tuna sandwich.
2005-01-10 - There's nothing out there calling to me.
2005-01-09 - Thieving monkey indeed.
2005-01-06 - Nerds gone wild!
2005-01-05 - And there's really no place to go...
2005-01-04 - In which Buffy feels that she is shortchanged in the walks department.
2005-01-02 - Oh Tannenbaum
2004-12-31 - There's always someone cooler than me.