monkeymom's Diaryland
Diary
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2004-12-30 - Same time tomorrow. 2004-12-29 - In which I did not break any bones. 2004-12-27 - My neck hurts. 2004-12-23 - and checking it twice 2004-12-22 - I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu. 2004-12-20 - I slept for an hour before I came to work, too. 2004-12-18 - How was I to know, she was with the Russians too? 2004-12-17 - And you can't get me a pop with ice in it? 2004-12-15 - I think I'll put a garlic press in his Christmas stocking. 2004-12-15 - There was a blue llama, too. 2004-12-12 - Allegory of the Fruit Bins. 2004-12-10 - What's Black and White and pisses me off? 2004-12-07 - In which Scott is Universally Annoying. 2004-12-06 - There were a lot of egg sacs in the window, too. 2004-12-04 - She can call her next child Hematite. 2004-12-03 - (Clever title here) 2004-12-02 - We did it for the cookies. 2004-11-30 - In which it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. 2004-11-29 - Nothing to see here. 2004-11-28 - I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the communist party. 2004-11-25 - Taking other people's drugs - again! 2004-11-23 - My head hurts. 2004-11-22 - Stop judging me! 2004-11-22 - Have I mentioned that I'm tired? Because I am. 2004-11-20 - Wherein I'm so boring I could cry. 2004-11-19 - We love you Conrad. 2004-11-16 - Wherein it is explained that I do very little, but I make very little money for it. 2004-11-15 - Not such a good night. 2004-11-13 - Wherein I explain why this house smells like a freaking zoo. 2004-11-10 - In which I am too tired to care. 2004-11-09 - In which my life lacks excitement, but it's the little things that count. 2004-11-08 - In which the dog eats underwear. 2004-11-07 - Burninating. 2004-11-06 - Adventures in babysitting. 2004-11-05 - In which I wonder what job I could do if I wasn't doing this one? 2004-11-04 - I'm just going to cry now. 2004-11-02 - Grumpy Old Man 2004-11-01 - Mr. Lewis and his horse, too. 2004-11-01 - In which Buffy is a bad dog and my dad is broken. 2004-10-27 - What he thought was H2O was H2SO4. Heh. 2004-10-25 - Thingy. 2004-10-24 - Three, I wish she had three! 2004-10-23 - Walking in the rain. 2004-10-20 - When an atom gives up an electron to become ... snore... 2004-10-19 - In which I am not all that interesting. 2004-10-18 - Here I am again. 2004-10-17 - In which the dog does not get a second walk. 2004-10-16 - Chimpy Chimperson. Heh. 2004-10-03 - We need some music written for harp and bass guitar! 2004-09-29 - Hooker purse, my ass! 2004-09-25 - Which Muppet Dirty LIttle Secret are you? 2004-09-21 - In which Kim will run like the wind. Or not. 2004-09-15 - I'm so glad when Scotty comes home... 2004-09-01 - Self-striping weasel socks.com 2004-08-28 - In which I am knitting. So what's new? 2004-08-27 - A short, short, story. 2004-08-24 - In which nothing interesting is happening. 2004-08-22 - Last week it was funny, but now the joke's wearing thin. 2004-08-18 - In which work interferes with my knitting. 2004-08-16 - Better living through pharmaceuticals. 2004-08-14 - Going for the Gold in 2008! 2004-08-10 - No one likes a buttmunch. 2004-08-09 - I wish I had a cookie. 2004-08-04 - Kelly was hoping to see Peter with his shirt off. 2004-08-03 - Adventures with Buffy 2004-08-02 - I walked and walked and walked. 2004-08-01 - The miracle of biscuits, and I don't mean Dave. 2004-07-29 - When the going gets rough, shop with somebody tough. 2004-07-28 - Dogwalking 101 2004-07-26 - My eyes are itching. 2004-07-22 - I can't join the army because I look terrible in khaki. 2004-07-22 - What I did today: nothing. 2004-07-20 - Back to work. 2004-07-19 - Mecca 2004-07-13 - In which I am too tired to be interesting. 2004-07-12 - Road Trip with knitting. 2004-07-07 - In which Kim gets a haircut. 2004-07-06 - Midnight in the office of Good and ... no, just evil. 2004-07-06 - Sparklers and smoke bombs. 2004-07-02 - Early in the morning. 2004-06-29 - Why I hate my life today. Like you haven't heard that before. 2004-06-29 - The Pepsi machine is out of order, so I have to drink Diet Coke. 2004-06-27 - How boring am I? 2004-06-22 - I'm at work, but I'm trying to be positive about it. 2004-06-21 - I don't care who works, as long as it isn't me. 2004-06-19 - There's salsa music from a commercial playing in my head. 2004-06-17 - In which I do not buy encyclopedias. 2004-06-17 - Bitter, party of one. 2004-06-15 - She's making a list. 2004-06-14 - In which dogs steal yarn. 2004-06-11 - It's raining outside, there's nowhere to hide. 2004-06-09 - In which Buffy needs a bath. 2004-06-07 - In which I am curious about who is reading me. 2004-06-04 - Why I didn't go to the movies tonight. 2004-06-02 - I'm ruining Buffy's life just by existing. 2004-06-01 - Gryffindor knitting. 2004-05-27 - Rachel makes another cake, a batch of spaghetti, and dies playing Zelda. 2004-05-26 - Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes. 2004-05-25 - All the small things. 2004-05-22 - In which I give Rachel my last Xanax because I'm such a good mother. 2004-05-20 - In which I can't knit , but Kim sings. 2004-05-19 - In which nothing happens. 2004-05-18 - In which my hip is hurting like I'm 98 years old. 2004-05-16 - In which I am tired of sneezing. 2004-05-15 - In which I am sorry, so very sorry, for not writing more. 2004-05-04 - You're welcome for that gift of life I gave you. 2004-05-03 - Lazy Sunday with monkeys. 2004-05-01 - In which Kim tries to hold a baby. 2004-04-29 - In which my back stops hurting. 2004-04-26 - Home where my family's waiting. 2004-04-25 - It's always something. 2004-04-21 - He knows about your party, he is calling you dude. 2004-04-20 - Pee, mostly. 2004-04-19 - I cooked! 2004-04-18 - What year were the Nagano Olympics? 2004-04-18 - Dogs don't know about Saturday. 2004-04-16 - Dang it. 2004-04-14 - In which Buffy tries to kill me. 2004-04-13 - I'll sleep when I'm dead. 2004-04-12 - Nothing to see here, just move along. 2004-04-09 - It's subtle, see, because bitch is also a name for a female dog. Heh. 2004-04-08 - Watch me unravel 2004-04-06 - Hey ya. 2004-04-05 - In the town where I was born... 2004-04-05 - You spin me right round baby. 2004-04-01 - Walked with Kim, left the dog home. 2004-03-31 - Pass the Premysin. 2004-03-30 - My tail is cold and my ears are cold and my nose is cold... 2004-03-29 - He was one of the McDuffs. 2004-03-29 - And she smells like wet dog! 2004-03-26 - \"I love him awful, Ma.\" 2004-03-25 - My teeth hurt. 2004-03-24 - My busy fragrant life. 2004-03-23 - In which Kim wants to be a surgeon. 2004-03-22 - Sucks to your asthmar 2004-03-21 - Oooo-EEEE-ooooo (or maybe just ewwww) 2004-03-21 - Come in, take a seat! 2004-03-19 - Turn up the heat, I'm in hell. 2004-03-18 - drawing a blank 2004-03-17 - In which I have nothing to talk about. 2004-03-15 - In which I whine. So what's new? 2004-03-14 - I love work; I could watch it all day. 2004-03-13 - Early morning walk in the cold! 2004-03-12 - A baboon with a big red butt! 2004-03-10 - I'm cold and hungry. 2004-03-08 - The only difference that I see is you are exactly the same as you used to be 2004-03-06 - Maybe I need an elephant tranquilizer. 2004-03-05 - Not much. 2004-03-04 - Oh, the pain! 2004-03-03 - You must taste just like sugar and tangarines. 2004-03-02 - I guess we've been together for a million years 2004-03-01 - Monkeys never sleep 2004-03-01 - Jelly Bellies give you a flat tire. 2004-02-29 - Ham and pickle with mayo on chewy whole wheat bread. 2004-02-28 - Puppy pee and bread mold. 2004-02-26 - The sun was out today! 2004-02-26 - And they've got a pepper bar! 2004-02-25 - I slept all day. 2004-02-23 - Details and dialogue. 2004-02-21 - Kim is making me listen to elevator music. 2004-02-20 - I'll sleep when I'm dead. 2004-02-18 - Too tired to care. 2004-02-16 - Kim's harp, Elijah's chest (or lack thereof). 2004-02-15 - They'll be sorry when I'm gone! 2004-02-14 - They weren't from London, they were from Blackpool. 2004-02-14 - Bonus page 2004-02-12 - Puppy piddles. 2004-02-10 - Abandoned books 2004-02-09 - In which I am pissy about everything. 2004-02-08 - In which everything becomes a toy. 2004-02-06 - In which I am overcome by morbid dread. 2004-02-05 - In which I complain - a lot. 2004-02-03 - In which I am just as inventive as a monkey. 2004-02-01 - In which I babble about knitting. 2004-01-31 - Why I'm going to burn in hell. 2004-01-29 - The weather outside is frightful. 2004-01-27 - I paid someone to shovel my walk because I'm lazy - no, I'm busy. Yeah, that's it. 2004-01-26 - In which I am giddy. 2004-01-25 - The ice queen. 2004-01-23 - I updated. Are you happy now? 2004-01-19 - I don't function. 2004-01-18 - Fuck Fuckity Fuck. 2004-01-15 - I'm sure all this daylight isn't good for me. 2004-01-14 - Can I get an Amen? 2004-01-12 - It was a boring day, but the floors look good! 2004-01-10 - How long is a size 13 foot, anyway? 2004-01-08 - I'm sure they smell. 2004-01-07 - I'm knitting as fast as I can! 2004-01-06 - It's so hot in this office! 2004-01-02 - Forecast - snow and colder. Oh boy. 2004-01-01 - Boring day 2004-01-01 - Testing, 1, 2, 3 , Can anybody hear me?
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