monkeymom's Diaryland Diary

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2004-12-30 - Same time tomorrow.
2004-12-29 - In which I did not break any bones.
2004-12-27 - My neck hurts.
2004-12-23 - and checking it twice
2004-12-22 - I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu.
2004-12-20 - I slept for an hour before I came to work, too.
2004-12-18 - How was I to know, she was with the Russians too?
2004-12-17 - And you can't get me a pop with ice in it?
2004-12-15 - I think I'll put a garlic press in his Christmas stocking.
2004-12-15 - There was a blue llama, too.
2004-12-12 - Allegory of the Fruit Bins.
2004-12-10 - What's Black and White and pisses me off?
2004-12-07 - In which Scott is Universally Annoying.
2004-12-06 - There were a lot of egg sacs in the window, too.
2004-12-04 - She can call her next child Hematite.
2004-12-03 - (Clever title here)
2004-12-02 - We did it for the cookies.
2004-11-30 - In which it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
2004-11-29 - Nothing to see here.
2004-11-28 - I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the communist party.
2004-11-25 - Taking other people's drugs - again!
2004-11-23 - My head hurts.
2004-11-22 - Stop judging me!
2004-11-22 - Have I mentioned that I'm tired? Because I am.
2004-11-20 - Wherein I'm so boring I could cry.
2004-11-19 - We love you Conrad.
2004-11-16 - Wherein it is explained that I do very little, but I make very little money for it.
2004-11-15 - Not such a good night.
2004-11-13 - Wherein I explain why this house smells like a freaking zoo.
2004-11-10 - In which I am too tired to care.
2004-11-09 - In which my life lacks excitement, but it's the little things that count.
2004-11-08 - In which the dog eats underwear.
2004-11-07 - Burninating.
2004-11-06 - Adventures in babysitting.
2004-11-05 - In which I wonder what job I could do if I wasn't doing this one?
2004-11-04 - I'm just going to cry now.
2004-11-02 - Grumpy Old Man
2004-11-01 - Mr. Lewis and his horse, too.
2004-11-01 - In which Buffy is a bad dog and my dad is broken.
2004-10-27 - What he thought was H2O was H2SO4. Heh.
2004-10-25 - Thingy.
2004-10-24 - Three, I wish she had three!
2004-10-23 - Walking in the rain.
2004-10-20 - When an atom gives up an electron to become ... snore...
2004-10-19 - In which I am not all that interesting.
2004-10-18 - Here I am again.
2004-10-17 - In which the dog does not get a second walk.
2004-10-16 - Chimpy Chimperson. Heh.
2004-10-03 - We need some music written for harp and bass guitar!
2004-09-29 - Hooker purse, my ass!
2004-09-25 - Which Muppet Dirty LIttle Secret are you?
2004-09-21 - In which Kim will run like the wind. Or not.
2004-09-15 - I'm so glad when Scotty comes home...
2004-09-01 - Self-striping weasel socks.com
2004-08-28 - In which I am knitting. So what's new?
2004-08-27 - A short, short, story.
2004-08-24 - In which nothing interesting is happening.
2004-08-22 - Last week it was funny, but now the joke's wearing thin.
2004-08-18 - In which work interferes with my knitting.
2004-08-16 - Better living through pharmaceuticals.
2004-08-14 - Going for the Gold in 2008!
2004-08-10 - No one likes a buttmunch.
2004-08-09 - I wish I had a cookie.
2004-08-04 - Kelly was hoping to see Peter with his shirt off.
2004-08-03 - Adventures with Buffy
2004-08-02 - I walked and walked and walked.
2004-08-01 - The miracle of biscuits, and I don't mean Dave.
2004-07-29 - When the going gets rough, shop with somebody tough.
2004-07-28 - Dogwalking 101
2004-07-26 - My eyes are itching.
2004-07-22 - I can't join the army because I look terrible in khaki.
2004-07-22 - What I did today: nothing.
2004-07-20 - Back to work.
2004-07-19 - Mecca
2004-07-13 - In which I am too tired to be interesting.
2004-07-12 - Road Trip with knitting.
2004-07-07 - In which Kim gets a haircut.
2004-07-06 - Midnight in the office of Good and ... no, just evil.
2004-07-06 - Sparklers and smoke bombs.
2004-07-02 - Early in the morning.
2004-06-29 - Why I hate my life today. Like you haven't heard that before.
2004-06-29 - The Pepsi machine is out of order, so I have to drink Diet Coke.
2004-06-27 - How boring am I?
2004-06-22 - I'm at work, but I'm trying to be positive about it.
2004-06-21 - I don't care who works, as long as it isn't me.
2004-06-19 - There's salsa music from a commercial playing in my head.
2004-06-17 - In which I do not buy encyclopedias.
2004-06-17 - Bitter, party of one.
2004-06-15 - She's making a list.
2004-06-14 - In which dogs steal yarn.
2004-06-11 - It's raining outside, there's nowhere to hide.
2004-06-09 - In which Buffy needs a bath.
2004-06-07 - In which I am curious about who is reading me.
2004-06-04 - Why I didn't go to the movies tonight.
2004-06-02 - I'm ruining Buffy's life just by existing.
2004-06-01 - Gryffindor knitting.
2004-05-27 - Rachel makes another cake, a batch of spaghetti, and dies playing Zelda.
2004-05-26 - Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes.
2004-05-25 - All the small things.
2004-05-22 - In which I give Rachel my last Xanax because I'm such a good mother.
2004-05-20 - In which I can't knit , but Kim sings.
2004-05-19 - In which nothing happens.
2004-05-18 - In which my hip is hurting like I'm 98 years old.
2004-05-16 - In which I am tired of sneezing.
2004-05-15 - In which I am sorry, so very sorry, for not writing more.
2004-05-04 - You're welcome for that gift of life I gave you.
2004-05-03 - Lazy Sunday with monkeys.
2004-05-01 - In which Kim tries to hold a baby.
2004-04-29 - In which my back stops hurting.
2004-04-26 - Home where my family's waiting.
2004-04-25 - It's always something.
2004-04-21 - He knows about your party, he is calling you dude.
2004-04-20 - Pee, mostly.
2004-04-19 - I cooked!
2004-04-18 - What year were the Nagano Olympics?
2004-04-18 - Dogs don't know about Saturday.
2004-04-16 - Dang it.
2004-04-14 - In which Buffy tries to kill me.
2004-04-13 - I'll sleep when I'm dead.
2004-04-12 - Nothing to see here, just move along.
2004-04-09 - It's subtle, see, because bitch is also a name for a female dog. Heh.
2004-04-08 - Watch me unravel
2004-04-06 - Hey ya.
2004-04-05 - In the town where I was born...
2004-04-05 - You spin me right round baby.
2004-04-01 - Walked with Kim, left the dog home.
2004-03-31 - Pass the Premysin.
2004-03-30 - My tail is cold and my ears are cold and my nose is cold...
2004-03-29 - He was one of the McDuffs.
2004-03-29 - And she smells like wet dog!
2004-03-26 - \"I love him awful, Ma.\"
2004-03-25 - My teeth hurt.
2004-03-24 - My busy fragrant life.
2004-03-23 - In which Kim wants to be a surgeon.
2004-03-22 - Sucks to your asthmar
2004-03-21 - Oooo-EEEE-ooooo (or maybe just ewwww)
2004-03-21 - Come in, take a seat!
2004-03-19 - Turn up the heat, I'm in hell.
2004-03-18 - drawing a blank
2004-03-17 - In which I have nothing to talk about.
2004-03-15 - In which I whine. So what's new?
2004-03-14 - I love work; I could watch it all day.
2004-03-13 - Early morning walk in the cold!
2004-03-12 - A baboon with a big red butt!
2004-03-10 - I'm cold and hungry.
2004-03-08 - The only difference that I see is you are exactly the same as you used to be
2004-03-06 - Maybe I need an elephant tranquilizer.
2004-03-05 - Not much.
2004-03-04 - Oh, the pain!
2004-03-03 - You must taste just like sugar and tangarines.
2004-03-02 - I guess we've been together for a million years
2004-03-01 - Monkeys never sleep
2004-03-01 - Jelly Bellies give you a flat tire.
2004-02-29 - Ham and pickle with mayo on chewy whole wheat bread.
2004-02-28 - Puppy pee and bread mold.
2004-02-26 - The sun was out today!
2004-02-26 - And they've got a pepper bar!
2004-02-25 - I slept all day.
2004-02-23 - Details and dialogue.
2004-02-21 - Kim is making me listen to elevator music.
2004-02-20 - I'll sleep when I'm dead.
2004-02-18 - Too tired to care.
2004-02-16 - Kim's harp, Elijah's chest (or lack thereof).
2004-02-15 - They'll be sorry when I'm gone!
2004-02-14 - They weren't from London, they were from Blackpool.
2004-02-14 - Bonus page
2004-02-12 - Puppy piddles.
2004-02-10 - Abandoned books
2004-02-09 - In which I am pissy about everything.
2004-02-08 - In which everything becomes a toy.
2004-02-06 - In which I am overcome by morbid dread.
2004-02-05 - In which I complain - a lot.
2004-02-03 - In which I am just as inventive as a monkey.
2004-02-01 - In which I babble about knitting.
2004-01-31 - Why I'm going to burn in hell.
2004-01-29 - The weather outside is frightful.
2004-01-27 - I paid someone to shovel my walk because I'm lazy - no, I'm busy. Yeah, that's it.
2004-01-26 - In which I am giddy.
2004-01-25 - The ice queen.
2004-01-23 - I updated. Are you happy now?
2004-01-19 - I don't function.
2004-01-18 - Fuck Fuckity Fuck.
2004-01-15 - I'm sure all this daylight isn't good for me.
2004-01-14 - Can I get an Amen?
2004-01-12 - It was a boring day, but the floors look good!
2004-01-10 - How long is a size 13 foot, anyway?
2004-01-08 - I'm sure they smell.
2004-01-07 - I'm knitting as fast as I can!
2004-01-06 - It's so hot in this office!
2004-01-02 - Forecast - snow and colder. Oh boy.
2004-01-01 - Boring day
2004-01-01 - Testing, 1, 2, 3 , Can anybody hear me?

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