monkeymom's Diaryland Diary

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2003-12-30 - I told him he was brilliant, and he seemed pleased.
2003-12-29 - If at first you don't succeed, just hide the pieces.
2003-12-28 - New projects, because I can't have too many half-done sweaters laying around the house.
2003-12-26 - I forgot to mention that Sarah called.
2003-12-25 - Nothing clever comes to mind.
2003-12-25 - For unto us a child is born.
2003-12-24 - Ho ho ho
2003-12-23 - Almost like Family Home Evening.
2003-12-20 - Just knitting.
2003-12-17 - I suggested drawing it on her ass...
2003-12-16 - Why Rich doesn't want me to knit for him.
2003-12-15 - I can't even think of a Van Halen song for this title.
2003-12-14 - Holiday pageant
2003-12-13 - The party's over.
2003-12-10 - Sleighbells ring, are you listenin'?
2003-12-09 - It's your fate but it's not your fault.
2003-12-07 - There's nothing to talk about!
2003-12-05 - Happy Anniversary
2003-12-04 - I'm not sick!
2003-12-03 - Just like college.
2003-12-02 - Somewhere over the rainbow checks.
2003-12-01 - Poison in the Pen
2003-11-30 - Everybody is putting up their Christmas lights.
2003-11-29 - Getting all HIPAA on me!
2003-11-29 - I wish I had a turkey sandwich to eat at work.
2003-11-25 - Another postcard of chimpanzees...
2003-11-25 - I went home with a waitress, like I often do.
2003-11-24 - It's more work than I thought it would be.
2003-11-20 - Say it ain't so- wo- ho- oh- ho
2003-11-20 - When monkeys fly out of my butt.
2003-11-18 - Isn't this week over yet?
2003-11-17 - It's not like I have anything better to do.
2003-11-16 - The biggest Mr Pickle in the jar.
2003-11-16 - \"Thanks for the death socks\"
2003-11-15 - Let it snow - on your moose.
2003-11-13 - Time to relax.
2003-11-12 - Tired, very very tired.
2003-11-12 - My precioussssss.
2003-11-10 - Pass the Xanax.
2003-11-10 - At least in Hell, I'll have an air-conditioned room
2003-11-08 - Foamy's family reunion
2003-11-06 - Beautiful Fall (achoo!) Weather
2003-11-05 - And I found my missing Weezer CD!
2003-11-05 - I'm hungry.
2003-11-03 - I (heart) the 80s
2003-11-02 - Rainy Sunday
2003-11-01 - Faramir, no question.
2003-10-31 - This is Halloween, this is Halloween...
2003-10-30 - Happy Bunny my ass.
2003-10-29 - Done with knitting!
2003-10-27 - The annual gutting of the gourds.
2003-10-26 - Outside of a dog, man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx
2003-10-24 - Thursday night/Friday morning
2003-10-21 - My little secret.
2003-10-21 - What goes around comes around.
2003-10-19 - Craft show mutterings.
2003-10-18 - There's no air conditioning in Hell.
2003-10-17 - I got scroll buttons like the day is long.
2003-10-16 - Shock therapy - can I get a lobotomy to go?
2003-10-15 - I need a Ritalin milkshake so I can focus...!
2003-10-13 - I don't have enough 4s either.
2003-10-13 - Goodnight sweet Foamy, may flights of angels sing you to your rest...in the garbage can
2003-10-11 - Shit, shit, shit, how much is that gonna cost me?
2003-10-05 - Sneezing.
2003-10-03 - The Monkey Thursday Orchestra
2003-10-03 - Where is on down the line? How far away?
2003-10-02 - Recuperating at home.
2003-09-30 - Blah blah blah.
2003-09-29 - At least my headache is gone.
2003-09-27 - The world's worst mother.
2003-09-26 - OW sweetie, ow dahling!
2003-09-25 - Pronation and You.
2003-09-23 - I'm tired.
2003-09-23 - What would you do with 800 dollars?
2003-09-22 - A ruthless look at my Works in Progress
2003-09-20 - This is pretty random.
2003-09-19 - Vesterheim, our Home in the West.
2003-09-16 - Just babbling. About nothing.
2003-09-16 - Naked in the Garden of Eden
2003-09-14 - Glad to be home.
2003-09-12 - The end of the week.
2003-09-10 - Tiene dolor cuando urina?
2003-09-09 - I'm still sleepy.
2003-09-08 - And now I'm at work.
2003-09-07 - Actually, 15 minutes would be enough.
2003-09-06 - Stop coughing, you're getting on my nerves
2003-09-06 - Run, run like the wind!
2003-09-02 - Yes, we have no tomatoes.
2003-09-01 - Cloud 666
2003-08-29 - Too bad I can't tell time.
2003-08-28 - Happy Birthday, Grandma
2003-08-25 - More complaining about the heat. Oh joy.
2003-08-24 - Shithouse mouse!
2003-08-22 - And all that jazz
2003-08-17 - Chicken soup with matzo balls.
2003-08-16 - I need a little something to do.
2003-08-15 - Friday night in the big city.
2003-08-14 - I'm incarcerated, Lloyd!
2003-08-12 - SW RM looking for same.
2003-08-09 - San Francisco Roulette
2003-08-08 - And she didn't even have to show him her boobs!
2003-08-06 - Not very interesting. Really.
2003-08-04 - Dolls
2003-08-04 - Lost world.
2003-07-30 - Wherein we'll catch the conscience of the king.
2003-07-29 - And I can't find my Weezer CD.
2003-07-28 - Repression; Depression's prettier sister.
2003-07-27 - I'm tired of the radio playing in my head.
2003-07-26 - There's nothing going on.
2003-07-25 - Goodnight, sweet prince.
2003-07-25 - So this is what morning looks like.
2003-07-23 - Getting back to nature - bugs and camping
2003-07-22 - You never fly so high that you don't step in a cowpie sometime.
2003-07-21 - Listening to the cats breathe
2003-07-21 - Trippin'
2003-07-17 - Tomorrow we can drive around this town.
2003-07-15 - If you want to destroy my sweater
2003-07-14 - She drives me crazy
2003-07-13 - Casey Jones you better watch your speed
2003-07-12 - Did I mention the zombie monkey?
2003-07-12 - It's raining outside, there's no where to hide
2003-07-10 - The weather outside is frightful.
2003-07-07 - Goin' to the courthouse and we're gonna get married.
2003-07-02 - Better living through pharmaceuticals
2003-07-01 - You know where liars go. Iowa.
2003-06-30 - Or maybe I'm just tired.
2003-06-28 - Another Saturday night
2003-06-24 - Hair daze
2003-06-23 - Welcome to the working week.
2003-06-21 - Babble Fish
2003-06-20 - Driving and driving as fast as he can.
2003-06-15 - Everything means less than zero
2003-06-14 - How to be productive at work.
2003-06-13 - Same Bat time, same Bat place.
2003-06-12 - Eff-ing bastardized son of a toaster!
2003-06-12 - Real women have Curves.
2003-06-11 - Live L337 and prosper.
2003-06-09 - You know what the road to hell is paved with.
2003-06-05 - The Mayor (I mean Queen) of whinytown.
2003-06-03 - It was a long day.
2003-06-03 - I say to my reflection, God, please spare me more rejection
2003-05-31 - Sweating to the ...oh never mind.
2003-05-29 - Tired and Cranky
2003-05-29 - It's the circle of life
2003-05-27 - Knitting for dogs and old ladies
2003-05-27 - Why I hate my life today
2003-05-26 - Monday morning, early
2003-05-25 - Isn't the baby precious?
2003-05-23 - One pill makes you larger...
2003-05-23 - Captain Underpants
2003-05-21 - Nothing new here
2003-05-21 - Books and Chairs
2003-05-19 - Monday night at work.
2003-05-18 - Oh, and the Pope is sick, too
2003-05-17 - Orange Roughy
2003-05-17 - Can't sleep, again.
2003-05-16 - Total Eclipse (of the Heart)
2003-05-15 - Raining again.
2003-05-13 - Stupid is as stupid does.
2003-05-13 - Shopping and eating, the perfect day.
2003-05-10 - Waiting for the rain.
2003-05-09 - This is the song that never ends...
2003-05-09 - Living in the past
2003-05-08 - Take the Last Train to Clarksville
2003-05-07 - Doctor visit
2003-05-05 - Buggah!
2003-05-03 - I hate going out in the sun
2003-05-01 - Oh, and we went to Walmart, too.
2003-04-30 - Why no one wants to watch a movie with me
2003-04-29 - Lunch, Library, Knitting
2003-04-29 - You took the word and made it heard...
2003-04-27 - Too many peanut M&Ms
2003-04-26 - Fibrous fondlings
2003-04-26 - Why I'm a bad mother today
2003-04-25 - So the dog peed on the rug...
2003-04-23 - And I did the dishes, too!
2003-04-23 - The longest 3 hours of my life
2003-04-19 - Inger's here!
2003-04-18 - She's back!
2003-02-16 - Whine whine whine